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Posted by mike - September 17th, 2007


Over the past few weeks, I finished up Super Paper Mario and Metroid Prime 3. I had a really long post typed up detailing my opinions on each -- but then I realized that no one wants to read that garbage when they can just go to IGN.

So instead of the long-winded approach, here are some Review Haiku.

Super Paper Mario
cute begets vomit
orthographic, perspective,
jokes beget laughter!

Metroid Prime 3
shaders and wiimotes
polished samus battles bosses
the wii lacks HD

If you're looking for a "real" game experience on the Wii, pick up these two games!


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lol michael
you have made teh haiku post
now we must make ham

"If you're looking for a "real" game experience on the Wii, pick up these two games!"
I will as son as I get enough money for a Wii. (I only need $50 more!)

What about XBox 360 or PS3?

Nice haiku's.

in carrot juice, how did you allow the camera to follow the mouse? thats amazing! your like, one of the coolest scripters ever >_>

The NG audio visualizer rocks!

"Wii"? C'mon Mike! Be a man! Get a PS3 and Warhawk.
Then play online! We'll have a Staff vs. regs match. I think that's a fair fight. :)