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Entry #3
Over the past few weeks, I finished up Super Paper Mario and Metroid Prime 3. I had a really long post typed up detailing my opinions on each -- but then I realized that no one wants to read that garbage when they can just go to IGN.
So instead of the long-winded approach, here are some Review Haiku.
Super Paper Mario
cute begets vomit
orthographic, perspective,
jokes beget laughter!
Metroid Prime 3
shaders and wiimotes
polished samus battles bosses
the wii lacks HD
If you're looking for a "real" game experience on the Wii, pick up these two games!
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