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Over the past few weeks, I finished up Super Paper Mario and Metroid Prime 3. I had a really long post typed up detailing my opinions on each -- but then I realized that no one wants to read that garbage when they can just go to IGN.

So instead of the long-winded approach, here are some Review Haiku.

Super Paper Mario
cute begets vomit
orthographic, perspective,
jokes beget laughter!

Metroid Prime 3
shaders and wiimotes
polished samus battles bosses
the wii lacks HD

If you're looking for a "real" game experience on the Wii, pick up these two games!

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Sep. 17, 2007 | 5:30 PM Doodler says:

lol michael
you have made teh haiku post
now we must make ham

Sep. 18, 2007 | 12:51 PM citricsquid says:

THe lulz are immense.

Sep. 20, 2007 | 5:46 PM The-Commissar says:

"If you're looking for a "real" game experience on the Wii, pick up these two games!"
I will as son as I get enough money for a Wii. (I only need $50 more!)

Sep. 22, 2007 | 5:19 PM AustinR says:

What about XBox 360 or PS3?

Sep. 24, 2007 | 4:47 PM aquaticmole says:

Nice haiku's.

Sep. 27, 2007 | 1:38 AM MacUser says:

in carrot juice, how did you allow the camera to follow the mouse? thats amazing! your like, one of the coolest scripters ever >_>

Sep. 27, 2007 | 4:37 PM samthejokerman says:

The NG audio visualizer rocks!

Oct. 11, 2007 | 5:20 AM TheCriminalDuder says:

"Wii"? C'mon Mike! Be a man! Get a PS3 and Warhawk.
Then play online! We'll have a Staff vs. regs match. I think that's a fair fight. :)

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