Recent Game Reviews
Spewer
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 11, 2009
What a game.
What an astounding game! A unique concept and creative programming make this game a joy to play. The different puke mechanics were all add interesting twists, and the levels were all a blast to play.
My only criticism: the framerate simply gets too low. It's hard to appreciate the spewing when the game starts to run at a snail's pace. I'm not sure if the physics are the bottleneck, or if it's the metaballs, but spending some time trying to oil it up could go a long way. Maybe you could lower the quality of the metaballs. If the rendering is the bottleneck, you could even try decoupling the game logic from the framerate and ticking multiple game updates in one frame if necessary. You could also try downloading Flex Builder and running the game through the profiler -- it could be insightful!
Overall, just a fantastic game, and I wouldn't be surprised to see it picked up as an downloadable title on consoles!
Portal Defenders
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 1, 2009
Red-Haired Mystery Man Loves This Game
i don't deserve to be a character in such an awesome game! truly polished and inspiring work. a tear comes to my eye each time i watch the credits!
i do think a Continue option is a good idea, just because many people will not see the entirety of this great game otherwise. you could still make the achievements require no continues for the hardcore players!
Johnny Rocketfingers 2
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 3, 2006
brilliant!
excellent
genius
suppish
The only negatives: There are some slight bugs that can make you walk in wonky directions. Also, it suffers a little bit from "hunt around for 20 minutes with the mouse for the miniscule dot that is actually an important item that you need," which is just bad adventure gaming.
Recent Art Reviews
NG STAFF GAYPARTY
Rated 5 / 5 stars Feb 7, 2012
My fuel tank is critically low
sucks man
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 20, 2009
absolutely brilliant
love the john k-style closeups
Well, I wouldn't say they were painted all super-detailed, but the effect was intentionally similar. :)
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 20, 2008
you're not in this army
ultra stylized, ultra slick. the color scheme is very pleasing!
phallic imagery always makes things more interesting
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 1, 2007
this
this brought such a holiday spirit into my life
the beginning dancing squares at the beginning reminded me of Combat for the ol' Atari