Score: 9

"What a game."

submission: Spewer

date: May 11, 2009

What an astounding game! A unique concept and creative programming make this game a joy to play. The different puke mechanics were all add interesting twists, and the levels were all a blast to play.

My only criticism: the framerate simply gets too low. It's hard to appreciate the spewing when the game starts to run at a snail's pace. I'm not sure if the physics are the bottleneck, or if it's the metaballs, but spending some time trying to oil it up could go a long way. Maybe you could lower the quality of the metaballs. If the rendering is the bottleneck, you could even try decoupling the game logic from the framerate and ticking multiple game updates in one frame if necessary. You could also try downloading Flex Builder and running the game through the profiler -- it could be insightful!

Overall, just a fantastic game, and I wouldn't be surprised to see it picked up as an downloadable title on consoles!

Score: 10

"Red-Haired Mystery Man Loves This Game"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: March 1, 2009

i don't deserve to be a character in such an awesome game! truly polished and inspiring work. a tear comes to my eye each time i watch the credits!

i do think a Continue option is a good idea, just because many people will not see the entirety of this great game otherwise. you could still make the achievements require no continues for the hardcore players!

Score: 10

"absolutely brilliant"

submission: HOSUE [sic]

date: January 20, 2009

love the john k-style closeups

Score: 9

"you're not in this army"

submission: Russian Mafia on Mars

date: January 20, 2008

ultra stylized, ultra slick. the color scheme is very pleasing!

phallic imagery always makes things more interesting

Score: 9

"this"

submission: Little Orphan Boy

date: December 1, 2007

this brought such a holiday spirit into my life

the beginning dancing squares at the beginning reminded me of Combat for the ol' Atari

Score: 10

"an epic opus"

submission: Puppets to Fate

date: September 10, 2007

a touching and ontologically shocking treatise on the devastation of failed friendships.

Score: 4

"l"

submission: TANKMEN 1.5

date: August 18, 2006

tankdad is such a loving father

Score: 9

"yes"

submission: TANKMEN

date: July 1, 2006

i want to give the tank man a hug

Score: 8

"robots"

submission: ROBO3000

date: June 11, 2006

oh man, I love melodramatic robot sex
Excellent music -- was the animation on the girl John K. inspired?

Score: 8

"cute"

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 10, 2006

creative and original!