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Mike Welsh @mike

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i've seen footage of god hand on x-play, and cheat. but it didn't seem that bad till i played it at my friends house. when i played it i instantly put the controler down, hit my friend and said wtf was that!

but okami is a pretty fun game mike. if you havent already try it.

I just checked out GameStats' tracking of this game, and its score are more wide spread across the board than any game I've ever seen. It literally has reviews from 0.0 to a 9.0.

i miss clover studios... okami was amazing *insert certain amount of crying*

A 3.0 from IGN is pretty harsh.

Is it harder than Battletoads for the NES? That game was depressingly, maddeningly, spitefully difficult.

clearly mike doesnt enjoy games, he just likes WINNING.

and he wins a lot UNFORTUNATELY.

Maybe IGN did give this a 3.0 but IGN also did give Assasin's Creed a 7.7. The only real fault with this game is that it is insanely hard.

wawawait... is that the same God Hand that has 8.0 out 10 in Gamespot???

at first sight it doenst look that bad, and that score helps, but who knows, you have to play to decide and some people have diferent taste in videogames...

i used to have god hand! it rocked! awkward controls? i actually thought the controls were excellent. it had a weird camera angle, but i got used almost straight away and never annoyed me. definitely had bad dialogue, but its what made the game cheesey and likeable (well for me anyway). Ball-bustingly hard? more like throw-your-ps2-out-of-the-window hard. the enemies and "bullshit" paragraph i completely agree with. the 3.0 IGN gave was very harsh. it deserved at least a 5.5 imo.

PS: the bosses ruled! Midget gay power rangers? genius!^_^

Did that guy in the ending credits just use the term...pimp hand?
Also, "Dragon kick your ass into the milky way" Thanks, Mike. That's honestly the best ending credits song in the UNIVERSE.

to add to my earlyer comment i was watching a cut sceen and figured the main caricter was gay... along with most other people... like HIM.

nice :)

Wow...really that bad?

I'd make the worst game ever if I were forced to make Megaman sequels for the rest of my existance.

Wait, what?

I think the reviewer who played God Hand had a stick up his ass or something, because the majority of all the other reviewers gave it about a 7 or 8.

Dude, I fucking LOVE Godhand! IGN don't know shit, here we have a game that is pure gold, and they give it a 3? Morons, I say! Awkward camera angle? In that case, I hope for their sake they said the same about RE4... Crappy controls? Pfff, learn to play! Hard? Yes, but it's a fair kind of hard. Your own skill is what determines if you make it or not. It is possible to avoid almost every attack easily, if your timing is good. The story is so bad it's good. Oh, and you can kick people into orbit, literally. That is AWESOME!
Still, people like different things, and Godhand really is a love it or hate it kind of game. Wow, look at all this text! Did I do this? Cool!
Peace!